According to Jonathan Cainer:
Fill in a form. Now, fill in another. Why? Well, if you really want to know, you will have to fill in another form before we can tell you. Not sure how to fill it in? You can have help. To apply for it, all you have to do is fill in a form! Bureaucracy is a wonderful thing. What’s wrong with the world today? Too much spontaneity, not enough form filling in! Or perhaps not. But that’s what some people seem to think. Watch, now, for the tendency to apply too much common sense to what’s essentially an emotional, magical impulse.