In today’s “doing too much” news…
Chris Brown found himself in an awkward position Wednesday when he came home from Vegas to find a naked woman in his bed (not Karrueche). The “Ayo” singer did what anyone would do — no, not jump in the sheets with her — call the cops! The woman had spray painted “I LOVE YOU” on the kitchen counter and Mrs. Brown on his Rolls Royce.
“I get home and find this crazy individual in my house. She had broken the hinges off the doors. She Found time to cook her several meAls. She Wrote “I love you” on the walls. She threw out my daughters clothing as well as my dogs stuff. Then had all these crazy voodoo things around my crib. goes to show you how crazy people are crazy! And she painted her name on my cars!!!! I love my fans but this is some is on some real real crazy sh*t”
Apparently the 21-year-old woman had been there for a while because there were dishes and discarded food in the kitchen. Homegirl probably could have had a chance had she not messed with his car. She was booked for felony burglary and vandalism.
Breezy was like: