The Kardashian’s are reportedly pissed off their brother is dating the family enemy Blac Chyna, but he seems happier in recent days than he’s been in years. We hate to say it (not really), but Blac Chyna’s lady humps have resurrected Rob Kardahian from the Internet hole he’s been hiding in and breathed new life into the reality star.
Here’s all the reasons Blac is doing Rob some good:
6. He’s Relevant Again
The last time Rob was relevant for something besides his health was when he launched a sock line at Macys. Now he’s a trending topic.
5. She Got Him Out The House
Before driving 26 hours and 1400 miles to rescue his Blac queen from jail, we hadn’t seen Rob since he was spotted at an In-N-Out last June.
4. He’s On Social Media Again
Rob no longer hiding from the public and created a Snapchat (@Robphukedme) to commemorate his new relationship.
3. He’s Finally Getting Revenge On His Sisters
It’s a known fact Rob doesn’t get along with his sisters (refers to this clip of him calling Kim a “whore”). But now, with Blac Chyna by his side, he’s able to finally hit his sister’s where it hurts — their
2. He’s In The Gym
Rob was recently hospitalized with diabetes and reportedly vowed to change his lifestyle. With Blac Chyna in the best shape, who better to be his gym partner?
1. He’s Having Sex
We’re going to go out on a weak limb and assume Blac Rob (our name for them) are getting it on. And by the looks of Blac Chyna’s skills, she for sure has him whipped!