According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: Some highly evolved Tibetan monks are reputed to have mastered the art of teleportation. For centuries they have been manifesting and vanishing at will. Allegedly, this is how the Dalai Lama gets past the border control authorities when he wants to revisit his homeland. You have special mystical powers […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: Strangely, considering that vegetarians are often easygoing characters and herbivores even more so, hippopotamuses are notoriously aggressive. They live from 40 to 60 years and give birth under water. There. Aren’t you glad to know that? Doesn’t it help you enormously with all that must be done, decided and […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: On the one hand, things could be good. On the other, well… how many hands do you really want to look at now? Every situation has an upside and a downside. Every argument has a pro and a con. You can’t deny the existence of a negative factor. But […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: Money. That’s what we all came here for, isn’t it? Before we came to Planet Earth, didn’t we enter into a contract with the Creator whereby we could expect to receive so much remuneration for every hour of our incarnation? To see how some people act, you might think […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: If you want to steer your car down a long road, it helps to have your wheels pointing in the same direction. Your head and heart are in a state of disagreement. Useful progress is going to be hard to achieve. These two driving forces in your life must […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: Dare you be optimistic? Haven’t you seen the news? Haven’t you listened to the experts? Haven’t you seen the inauspicious omens? Most folk seem to think there’s little reason now, for any of us to feel upbeat. There are so many tensions, conflicts, reasons to worry and problems that […]
I’m totally being petty right now…but Maxwell recently posted this pic of him and his “friend” NFLer Kerry Rhodes…yes the same one whose “assistant” outted him earlier this year…so naturally this photo could be nothing…or it could mean “something!” In case you forgot…this was his “assistant”!
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: It is all your fault. You are to blame. Entirely and completely. For everything. The rest of us can be let off the hook. There’s not so much as a stain on our character. Not a shred of guilt or culpability. Why should we bother looking at any part […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: We elect the lawmakers. We vote them in or out of power. It’s arguable whether the new lot are ever any better than the old lot, but at least we go through the ritual of feeling that we are ultimately their masters. Sadly, the same thing does not apply […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: Where others like to know what they have got, down to the last inch, minute or penny, you generally prefer to ‘guesstimate’. You have got good intuition. You may need now, though, to be a little more specific and detailed in your appraisal of a key matter. Sacrifice spontaneity […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: They say the Devil makes work for idle hands. That’s a reason to keep busy this week. Not that there’s very much choice in the matter. Your hands are full and, if you will pardon the rather unfortunate mixing of metaphors, they are also tied. You have to do […]
According to Jonathan Cainer: Your Week Ahead: The planets are now gently encouraging you to become much more successful and yet relaxed at the same time. The universe wants you to hold your head high, open your mouth wide, speak out and stride forward to show others the way. You are already doing your best? Then […]