What’s The Top New Year’s Resolutions for 2017?

Here are a few New Year’s Resolutions you should retire:

1. “New Year. New Me.”
2. “Drink water and mind my business” – as you take a screenshot and send it to your friend.
3. Saying you are getting right with God, but only find your way to Sunday service on Easter.
4. Stop saying you are done drinking after a hangover, but the only cure to get over it is to keep drinking.
5. Stop lying to yourself (and Facebook) about making lifestyle changes – quit faking for the “Book”
6. “I’m going back to school to get my masters” – only finishes one semester.
7. Leaving all negative people behind.
8. Losing weight and eating healthy, but order Imos after the gym.
9. Starting a new business and not maintain it.
10. Stop saying everybody hating on you – NO. ONE. CARES.

Have anymore resolutions people should retire?

What’s The Top New Year’s Resolutions for 2017?  was originally published on hot1041stl.com