From IAmBrianJames.com
The world we live in is clearly off it’s axis. It’s something weird in our water now, I don’t know what it is but people seem to be going backwards. So there is a pimp right, (Don’t worry it gets better) who beat someone in Portland, Oregon with a pair of Air Jordans. The pimp is is suing Nike because the shoes don’t come with a warning label that they could be used as weapons. What in the holy hell. I am so unprepared for 2014.
A 26-year-old Portland pimp has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially responsible for a brutal beating that helped net him a 100-year prison sentence. Sirgiorgiro Clardy claims Nike should have placed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. In his three-page complaint handwritten from the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institution in Pendleton, Clardy claims that Nike, Chairman Phil Knight and other executives failed to warn consumers that the shoes could be used as a weapon to cause serious injury or death.
I don’t understand this world anymore.
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