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The problem with having friends on social media is that they’ll roast you over things that you post. If you’re a comedian like Kevin Hart you have the ability to burn your friends twice as bad as they did you, which was the case when Drake, Meek Mill and Marlon Wayans tried to do on Instagram when the comedian posted a photo of him in a tight leather vest.

Dear Kev, I wanna start by saying that I love you like family, I’m so f-cking proud of your accomplishments but n-gga take that tight ass vest off. It looks like you stole it off my GI JOE action figure. You look like the lil chimpanzee Ceasar from planet of the apes movie all geared up for war against man kind. That vest is so tight your chest is screaming “nooooooooooo”! (*in my @kevinhart4real voice.) first glance I thought the midget from the penitentiary movies graced the cover of vogue. Then I thought maybe one of my turds in this mornings sh-t stole my Barneys card and went on a shopping spree. I don’t know what look you going for brah, a sexy milk dud? A swagged out junior mint? A GQ sugar baby? You need friends dawg. Nobody loves you. I want you to slap Harry, wayne, spank, naim and the pilot of your jet in the face with a wet hand. This look like the chocolate dropper version of the Get Rich or Die Tryin album cover. #nobodylovesyou #startedfromthebottomwhyareyouhere #howmanypushupsdidyoudobeforethis #stopthemadness #calltheaccountantfreezethecardsthisniggaisspirituallymaxedout #igotafaceliketheballstombradytooktheairoutofwasfunnyasf-ck

Фото опубликовано Marlon Wayans (@marlonwayans) Фев 1 2015 в 9:50 PST

  And then Kevin Hart. Goes. In. Taking out Drake, Meek Mill and Marlon one by one. 

 

  Y’all done f*cked up…. My first victim is @marlonwayans ….Your face looks like one of the Footballs that Tom Brady let the air out of. You could of played “Whitney Houston” in her Biopic….If a “Black & Mild” cigar came to life it would look like you….Lick your lips before you take a picture this close!!!! Why do u have 3 different grades of hair on your face???? You look like a monkey that the government runs test on!!!! What’s that WHITE sh*t in the corner of your mouth??? Wipe your corners at all time….your the “Wayan” that the family is ashamed of….they have meetings about you behind your back!!! You look like a Lenny kravitz starter Kit!!!! Boooooom Bittttccchhhhh ….@meekmill & @champagnepapi & @lilduval are f*cking next!!!! Be afraid #ThisIsWhatiDo #WarHasBeenDeclared   A photo posted by kevinhart4real (@kevinhart4real) on Feb 1, 2015 at 11:28am PST

Holy moly donut shop….Awwww sh*t. I’m about to expose my good friend @meekmill ….nobody knows this but he’s had plastic surgery done to his face. This can’t be the same guy….His face looks like a chopped & screwed mixtape…..this mans front teeth look like a pair of white Jordan 11’s….This picture should be in a dictionary next to the word “DirtyN*gga” …..He’s making a face that clearly shows that he has bad body odor!!!! This is a real life “I eat ass face”…..I will bet all of my money that his hair smelled like mildew back then!!!! Wait a minute I just realized that this is a picture of a flat chested young black woman!!!! Boooooom Biiiittttcccchhhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDo A photo posted by kevinhart4real (@kevinhart4real) on Feb 1, 2015 at 11:49am PST

  Jesus Christ…..where in the hell do I start???? Why is @champagnepapi in a bathtub with a hookah???? Who said that this shot would be great for UR career. Is this a Canadian thing??? This looks like a “Sex Hotline” add….I bet the bubbles were your idea. This looks like a Lionel Ritchie album cover….what in the hell are you staring at??? This is truly your “WORST BEHAVIOR” you just went 0 to 100 real quick with this dumbass picture….Holy shit Drake looks like the type of guy that would drink his own bathwater…..in his voice “It taste like cucumber melon” …..u look like a light skin Gerald Levert with that dumbass beard!!!! I hate it….I demand that you lose that beard ASAP. Boooooom Biiiitttccccchhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDo   A photo posted by kevinhart4real (@kevinhart4real) on Feb 1, 2015 at 1:31pm PST

 

Marlon Wayans replies and held his own. He reminds Kev that he does this also.  

Yo @kevinhart4real I was merely offering you brotherly advice about your tight ass Battlestar Galactica vest. But since you wanna “call me out” I’d like to address this photo as well. Put your shirt on. It’s disturbing. You look like Bushwick Bill got his eye fixed. There’s a weird shape happening here it’s like Boris Kodjoe’s body on Emmanuel Lewis’ height. You got a body like a drunk middle aged football coach. All the oil in the world ain’t gonna bring them lower abs in. You got abs like Kenya Moore. Go sit yo lil California Raisin ass down and put a shirt on. Got the nerve to have tattoos on yo black ass, we can’t read them n*gga all we see is raised skin. .. You gotta feel them sh*ts like braille to know what the f*ck they say. I didn’t know they made nike sport wear for midget tossing … When did that sh*t become a sport? #idothistookev #fourfeetsixiseasytocutup #idtakethisfunnybodyoverthatuglyassvestanyday

A photo posted by Marlon Wayans (@marlonwayans) on Feb 1, 2015 at 12:17pm PST

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