4. General Zod is a p*ssy
On Krypton every citizen is birthed through artificial means. In so doing, each one is born to do a specific thing for the growth and furtherance of Krypton. General Zod was bred to be a soldier and, by his own admission, trained in martial arts, weapons, anything you can think of for the purpose of protecting his people.
Someone must have messed up his programming though because he seems to have majored in getting his ass kicked more than anything else. Superman’s dad was beating General Zod’s ass until Zod shived him. Superman’s dad was bred to be a scientist, not a warrior. Superman, who’d had waaaay less training in the fighting arts took Zod out by hand. You could say Superman had more time to learn about his powers, but that’s crap. Zod was just a punk who got punked by a dude in a red cape. Way to go, general.
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